Mi little secret...

I have quickly and quietly started training for a series of boxing matches where I will, quite literally, knockout my oponents. At least that is the plan. Yesterday, I began learning and studying the techniques to help me succeed, and was able to put them into practice for 4 matches, all of which I easily won by KO. Yes, I am sore today, and have already worked up a sweat defeating 3 more skilled opponents without even standing up. I am having to be quite sneaky, so that I do not get caught in training, as I want my skill to be a total surprise to all of those that know me best. You see, I have this horrible tendency--be decent at most things right off the bat, but while I am content, other Miis are working dilligently to beat me (while I am not even playing). Such is the case with the Nintendo Wii Sports. From the get-go, against other opponents, I would always whip them right into submission and rub it in with a nice little victory dance to go along with the music. More recently though, everyone else has been playing and practicing (as if a video game is worth practicing!) and thus have become much more skilled than myself. The prime example of this is the boxing tournaments that magically come into existence: Chad whom I, yes I, used to laugh at, has become unbeatable (who's laughing now?), though to his credit he is the only one that actually has any real-life experience in this department (as if that matters); Doug only rarely drops a match, normally to Chad, if anyone. People don't even want to play with me I am SO bad, and I don't blame them; I don't have any fun playing either if my little Mii does a backflip with the first combination! The last two tourneys I have quitely watched and waited--feigning weakness (well, there is not much feigning involved at this point), and now I am waiting and training with a vengance until the day comes when I will unleash and put them all right back in the place where they belong. In the meantime, I have a lot of work to do. I know the "manly" men around here wouldn't think of reading a "silly" blog unless they suspected something, so I am trusting you not to let it leak.